As a thank you to readers of The Bruins Blog, I got Sully’s Brand to offer up another t-shirt for one lucky entrant in a photo caption contest.
Because the prize is a Thornton Fight Club t-shirt (pictured), the photo involves Thornton and Ottawa’s Flilip Kuba.
The rules are simple. Write a funny caption — keep it PG — for the photo below in the comment section, and you could win the shirt. The contest ends noon on Friday. I’ll then pick the winner and contact you through the blog comment section. One entry per person.
I cannot stress enough, any off-color remarks will be removed.
Thanks again to Sully’s Brand for partnering with The Bruins Blog.
Good luck.
Photo by S. Bradley
Published By mattk Thu. January 27, 2011 12:08 pm EDT
Thornton: Damn, Carrie Underwood is a babe. I now understand why you guys have been playing so awful the last few years.
Kuba: Tell me about it…
22- YES!!!!!
17- NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Zebra- Gonchar two minutes : Delay of Game!
Sorry, can you please remove my first one? Thanks!
Shawn Thornton and Filip Kuba practice their synchronized ice dancing routine for the 2012 Olympics.
I know Tim Thomas is good, but he can fly too?!
I know Tim Thomas is good, but he can fly too?!
Flilip: “Wanna dance?”
Shawn: “Sure, what music is playing on the jumbotron?”
Things are looking up for Thornton and the Bruins.
Kuba: “I just crapped my pants.”
Thornton: “Me too”
Kuba: What’s that sound?
Thornton: That’s just the drunks in Sec 311 wanting me to pummel you.
22: oh, hey, do you know what that is?
17: I can barely see it… is it a flea?
22: no, it’s a visual representation of the likelihood of you defeating me in a fight.
Thorton: Holy Crap, Neely’s kicking the S#!t out of your guardian!
Kuba: He’s not very bright, he didn’t understand what “beaten to a bloody pulp” was when we told him not to talk to Cam. Ooh! I think his back just go snapped!
“so that’s Bear Force One.”
The sky is falling, the sky is falling…oh no wait…its just the Sens falling through the conference.
Kuba: “I think I could hit the bat out of the air with my stick!”
Thornton: “Just leave it alone, remember what happened to Manu Ginobili!”
“who hung the pinuata that high”
Thort (looking at Garden HDX) “That guy on the fan cam sure has a great stache.”
Kuba: I wish I could grow facial hair…
see that? what?….way up there… oh yeah, way up there! yes philip… thats called first place in the northeast
what the hell is Jack talking about up there?….
Thornton:hey kuba your girlfriends having an affair with CHARA! Kuba:what???!!!!! Thornton:eat my dust!
“I just love when they do the kiss-cam, don’t you Shawn. Yeah, it’s so cute when they find a- Oh, oh we’re on! Turn around quick before they find someone else.”
Kuba- “Thorts, here comes the Sens Guardian, now you’re screwed. God knows we can’t beat you without a superhero.”
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“I thought the spin-o-rama was bad but this is getting ridiculas.”
you’re right. jack edwards is an outstanding candidate for teeth whitening.
Kuba: “Did that weird little man up there just yell fanny?”
Thornton: “Yeah…That’s Jack Edwards. Don’t make eye contact with him though, he’ll say you have a bee under your bonnet and follow it up with a Hamburglar laugh.”
Both: “is that God?”
Shawn: ” Nahh just bobby orrkilling another keg up there”
#22 – “If you would just step over here to the boards and look above you can see our Garden HDX. One of the nicest chandeliers in all of Hockey. It’s my favorite part of the game, being able to kick back in the box after my second or third fighting major and just watch replays of my outright physical display of dominance. Play your cards right and you can end up on there too!”
#17 – “Wow, you we were right it looks even better in person. You know these are the kinds of things that make a guy question his career moves.”
Thornton: Wow they’re announcing Cory Clouston’s firing on the Garden HDX…
Kuba: Who’s that?
Kuba: You know my slap shot is over 100 MPH
Thornton: Flip your eyes over to the scoreboard Kuba, thats all that matters
“Filip, I know you’re looking at what I’m looking at. Only problem is that you obviously do not know who I am. My name is Shawn Thornton. And I’m a natural goal scorer.”
Thorton: Here come the hats for Bergy again.
Thornton to Kuba: “I told you not to piss off Chara, you’re on your own now!”
Both-”Hey, look a butterfly!”
Thort-”Crap, we are tough guys, lets fight to make sure no one noticed that”
Kuba-”Good idea”
Thorts: I’m hiding behind you, bro–you’re the one who got Chara mad!
Kuba – “Is that a fire near press box?”
Thornton – “No, it’s just Kalman smoking another dubie.”
“You were right Shawn, Z is much taller in skates.”
It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s…it’s…Dan Ellis in a jetpack? Wha?